1. She drives a mini-van OR a large truck with bucket seats and a full back row
2. She is a PRO at packing a cooler AKA Orange Slice Heaven
3. She is the Queen of Carpooling
4. At games, she shouts things with 0% accuracy...though to give her credit, it is with 100% effort.
4. She not only owns all of your school and team apparel but she hoards all of your memorabilia, too.
6. She has a clan of other equally, crazy soccer moms.
11. She includes any out of state games and tournaments as "FAMILY VACATIONS".