24 Things Your Coach Has Said, And What He ACTUALLY Means

24 Things Your Coach Has Said, And What He ACTUALLY Means

24 Things Your Coach Has Said, And What He ACTUALLY Means
Let's be real, Coaches have their own language. Here is your handy coach-to-player translation guide to find out what the heck your coach ACTUALLY means. Good luck!!

A coach's clock runs at half the speed of a regular clock. ALWAYS.




Coach in front of the parents = A different coach away from the parents.


Don't be fooled. The pinnies have never and will never be washed.

A "sneaker" text is NEVER a good thing.


Can't. Let. Coach. Know. I'm. Dying. Someonegettheoxygentank, ASAP.


Fake it til you make it.


I get it coach, I suck



Be prepared to look like an absolute FOOL when watching film of yourself.


Let's be honest, quitting is not an option.


He doesn't care if that ankle is hanging on by a thread or not...
***Drowns self trying to drink as fast as possible while out of breath***
No shinguards = Death.
Again, never trust a coach's clock.
WHY CAN'T WE JUST BUY A NEW ONE COACH??
Oh he's gonna make SURE you know it was all your fault.
Self-Explanatory.
Must. Tape. Eyes. Open.
Even if you don't have fun, WIN.
No practice in the history of practices has ever ended early.
Early = On Time. On Time = Late.
Been there, thrown up that.
Convenient reward?


PRACTICE IS NEVER OPTIONAL. THAT WORD DOES NOT EXIST IN SOCCER.


Silence is worse than yelling.

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